This summer’s vacation was the best of times, multiplied by
three. We used the family reunion in Tulsa, Oklahoma to pack in vacations to
Nauvoo, Illinois and Branson, Missouri. It’s a lot easier when your spouse drives.
Thank you, Ginger.
Act 1 – Navigating Nauvoo:
Sunday, July 13 – Monday, July 14
There’s nothing that says summer better than a pool, even
one with
trihalomethanes.
Regardless of these activated radicals, that’s why I chose the
Nauvoo Family Inn & Suites.
As luck would have it, our room was across the pool’s entrance – two
Robert Barone strides
from our door. The kids swam both nights we were in Nauvoo. Aidan liked soaking
himself in the hot tub, so he could feel the chill when he jumped back into the
pool. (Okay, that’s not why he did this, but it’s what happened.) Aubrie enjoyed
doing back flips off my knees, then swimming underwater and tapping my stomach
with both hands – thump, thump. Where was Ginger? Somebody had to watch the
Food Network. Just kidding. Remember those trihalomethanes? She did “sacrifice”
herself at least once.
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| Somewhat Ironic: The Nauvoo hotel served coffee. |
This was our first time at
Nauvoo,
the last city the Mormons settled before heading west. It’s also 30 minutes
away from where prophet Joseph Smith and his brother Hyrum were martyred in
Carthage. Thirty young performing missionaries (YPMs) of The Church of Jesus
Christ of Latter Day Saints, 200 missionaries overall, staff Historic Nauvoo, as
well as act in and stage all of the musicals and pageants. Brass bands and
groups of merry men performed impromptu concerts and songs around the city.
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| With two of the cast of "Just Plain Amanda," one of the many shows performed by the young performing missionaries. |
The kids loved (=fought foolishly over) the free souvenirs offered
at many of the historic sites. We got prairie diamonds (a bent horseshoe nail)
at the Web Brothers’ blacksmith shop and a Nauvoo brick from the Brickyard.
Aubrie loved that brick. We saw – and loved
(or at least I did) – “Just Plain Amanda” (where everyone is “important”) and
“Sunset by the Mississippi” variety show. The last skit, the
Audition,
in which the YPMs replayed a scene in a variety of ways—fast, slow and with cheerful
pep—was our favorite.
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| Wonder Twins Power: Activate. The Li family shows off their "prairie diamonds." |
We also took a “two horsepower” ride, to quote the senior
missionary tour guide, through the village on a horse-drawn wagon that leisurely
took us through the village and along the Mississippi River. We ate (free) gingerbread
cookies at the Scovil Bakery and home spun rope at the Family Living Center
(also: found out what a cooper did, saw how bread was made and learned how a
loom worked). We toured the Brigham Young home where the 12 apostles of the
Church met and were quizzed about various pieces of pioneer equipment at the
Stoddard Tin shop. We also walked on the grounds around Nauvoo temple, a
destination temple. It was amazing to see the temple overlooking the hillside from
the village below.
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| Making rope at the Family Center. One of the many freebies are kids got to take home as souvenirs. |
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| Destination: Nauvoo Temple. Rabbit ears courtesy of Aidan and Aubrie. |
Our intention was to see a couple of other shows, including “The
Promise” and the “Nauvoo Pageant” (American & British), but are kids were
“showed” out. That would presume they actually liked the shows. However, I
suppose if Aubrie was playing with stones during “The Promise” and neither kid
really got into “Amanda” (at least not like the other kids when they were asked
to do the motions for Primary songs), they probably never liked the shows in
the first place. One day they’ll be able
to appreciate musical entertainment. Maybe when they’re 65.
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| Where's Aubrie? Playing below Ginger's knees during the "Sunset by the Mississippi" performance at the outdoor theater. Bonus question: Who's that man? I don't know, but he's about to step on Aubrie. |
Act 2 – Tussling with
Tulsa: Tuesday, July 15 – Friday, July 18
It was an 8.25 hour drive to Tulsa. It could have been
faster, if not for the Mississippi River flooding the roads, which forced some
detours. We quickly found out gas stations no longer sell maps. We relied on
directions from a friendly local who overheard me talking to the gas station
attendant. He was wrong. But at least he sent us in the right direction, until
the GPS brought us back on track.
Kathleen Crockett is Ginger’s sister. She’s married to
Richard Crocket and they have five children, two of whom are still living with
them, Annalise and Emerson. They live in Broken Arrow (B.A.), a suburb just
outside of Tulsa. The rest of Ginger’s family also converged on B.A. for a
family reunion. Altogether, there were 26 folks staying at the Crockett home.
In addition to the families of Ginger’s siblings, this included Janice,
Ginger’s mom, and David, Ginger’s father, as well as David’s wife, Rayito.
Jose, Melanie’s husband, was abroad on a tour of duty and the only one not
presented and accounted for.
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| Here's 24 of us. Can you tell who's missing? |
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| Aidan in his Batman pose on Ginger's bed at the Crockett home |
Kathleen (and Ginger) did an incredible job of feeding
everyone three square meals a day. Among my favorites were a ham omlette and
beef brisket. You also can’t go wrong with grilled cheese. I ate some Lay’s
potato chips that the teenagers had snuck in at the Dollar Store (snuck in
because Kathleen likes to have healthy foods around and chips don’t count as
healthy). Most of my time was spent with the kids. There were three age groups: the teenagers (14 – 18 years old), the
young’uns (9 -13 years old) and the super small (4 – 8 years old). And then
there was two-month old Marcus.
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| Ginger's sister Kathleen feeds 26 people. No miracle loaves and fishes. Just a lot of cooking. Thank you Kathleen! |
I loved playing Ultimate Frisbee with the boys at an
elementary school:
Ethan and Christian
Coffeen, Nolan Stout, and Aidan Li. Their dads Jared Coffeen and Bryan Stout
played too. Emerson Crockett played too while his father watched over the
little ones at a nearby playground. Emerson was fast and all the kids caught
and threw the Frisbee extremely well. Aidan sometime heaved it up for grabs
when he panicked. We also played a Frisbee accuracy game with Bryan, Aidan,
Nolan and Ethan in the cul-de-sac and a couple of rounds of whiffle ball where
some of the girls joined us in the “park”. Said park was really the backyard of
a few of the houses. The first day we were there, Kinsey Coffeen, Shelby
Coffeen, Annalise, Ethan, Aidan and I played Ultimate Football.
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| One of these kids likes baseball. The other likes giving air high fives. |
It was great seeing the girls express their creativity
through video (finding link...). “The Interview” has a smart nerd (Annalise) and a
beautiful girl (Kinsey Coffeen) both vying for a job. The nerd had an amazing
application; she did invent sliced bread after all. The gorgeous applicant has
hand-drawn pictures of a cat on her resume. Shelby plays the semi-mannish
interviewer. When the boss (Aidan) sees the beautiful girl, you know who gets
the job. I was the cameraman because I can’t act.
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| The cast of "The Interview." Aubrie and Ethan didn't participate, but they did visit the set. |
The little kids and I played a game where we threw a pillow
onto different objects such as a couch or on a certain step on the stairwell. I
was able to get away with playing this game repeatedly. But the runaway hit of
the trip was the card game Slap Jack. Not to brag, but I was undefeated. My
reflexes are faster than a cheetah’s, and that of a five year old (and even a
17-year old). As we departed for Branson, the last scene was seeing the kids
played this card game. It’s my legacy to them. When they share the game with
their kids, even though they might forget, it’s because I taught it to them. I
have to boast about this because I don’t have any practical skills to teach
them like hunting with a bo staff.
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| What the Eighties Left Behind: Ashley Coffeen and Aubrie. |
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| Shelby (pink shirt) watches Kinsey, Ethan and Nolan play a rousing hand of "Slap Jack." |
Act 3 – Burning up
Branson: Friday, July 18 – Saturday, July 19
First off, don’t you love the names of these different acts.
Aren’t they dripping with cleverness?
There’s a lot to do in Branson. Hundreds of options. It’s
like Vegas, but kid friendly. Trip planning was made easier because of our
kids’ love for musicals – as in they don’t love musicals. This
eliminated 99% of the choices. Goodbye “Jonah the Musical.” Technology also
helped make the decision a cinch. Trip Advisor listed Silver Dollar City, a
theme park based on the 19th century American frontier, as one of
the top choices. Then on the SDC website, they promoted a package that I
couldn’t refuse: tickets for the entire family for two day, including a hotel
room (with a pool, of course). Mom would love the bargain, the kid’s would
enjoy the roller coasters, and I was done planning.
After an eight-hour drive to Branson, we arrived at 4p at Deer
Forest Inn, which was (literally) right next to the park. We drove to Parking
Lot 5 and took the tram in. Our first stop was a one-hour, one mile guided tour
of Marvel Cave that was just starting. Not one complaint from the kids. We rode
out of the cave on a train pitched at a 45-degree angle. Next, we rode on a
wooden roller coaster called Thunderation. I’m not a roller coaster kind of
guy, but it was fun. That evening around 9p, Aubrie, Aidan and I swam in the
hotel pool and watched local fireworks. Well, we didn’t really watch the works,
but they could be seen shooting up over the evergreens.
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| Tram on the way into Silver Dollar City. We were pleased by the efficient transportation and friendly staff. Except those photographers who waylay you and take your photo -- for a price. |
We crammed a lot in on day two. The highlight of the day was
probably the final rollercoaster: Outlaw Run. It’s the fastest (68 mph),
steepest (16 story drop at 81-degree incline) wood coaster in the world. Aidan
wants me to mention that I couldn’t keep my eyes open the entire time. Yeah, it
was that intense. Yeah, I’m tht chicken. I’m not sure how the kids survived;
they said the loved it. Ginger really delighted in Riverblast (sarcasm font on)
in which we got totally drenched squirting other boats and passersby at the
edge of the ride who were also armed with squirt guns. Aidan and I manned one
side while Ginger and Aubrie took the other side. We also went on Wildfire, Powder
Keg (not me, since I was still dizzy from the Wildfire), and the Grand
Expedition (just Aidan & Aubrie) coasters. We saw the “Illusions of Brad
Ross.” He was cute with the kid volunteers, but I think the family and I have
been spoiled by the show “Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed” since he
did some of the same acts. Is it just me, or should magicians do their own
acts, and not copy. It’s like me sticking my tongue and pretending to be like
Michael Jordan. Fake. The Flying Ace All Stars, three aerialists plus one
former Olympian who had skis on, looked like they had a lot of fun on the
trampoline. The best segment was when one dude timed his jumps on the
trampoline to propel another aerialist really high in the air.
Other rides: Lost River of the Ozarks, a
white water tube ride that had an hour wait time and the kids trying to steal
things out of my pocket (another Ken Li wait-during-the-line game); Magnificent
Wave Carousel (vertigo inducing so I stayed grounded); The Flooded Mine, a
laser gun attraction where poor Aubrie’s gun didn’t work and Aidan racked up
the points; Grandfather’s Mansion, a fun house; and Fire in the Hole, an indoor
coaster that was unique in that it killed someone. We also sampled some peanut
butter brittle at Brown’s Candy Factory. I was approached by an elderly woman
after I mistakenly said out loud that a 6-pack of Coke cost $3.00. I don’t
blame her for accosting me. The park was selling Big Gulp-sized containers at
$10 plus $3.50 per refill. So if you got three drinks, that’s $20. That’s just
beverages! Fortunately, we had several thermos to keep us hydrated and protect
our wallets.
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Aubrie and Ginger (2nd from last row) on the climb up the Powder Keg. Ken chickened out on this one as he was still a bit dizzy from the Spitfire.
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| Ginger, obviously cringing in fear, on one of those rides where it swings you around in circles. Kids on the ride too, but their grimaces weren't as photogenic. |
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| Ginger's favorite ride: Mystic River Blast. You get a little wet! |
Sunday, July 20
After eating a continental breakfast that sounds better on
paper (biscuits and sausage gravy – ‘where’s the sausage?’), we took 11 hours
to drive what should have taken eight hours. All the rest stops added up, as
does a pit stop to visit the world’s largest rocking chair. When we got home,
it was neat to see the kitty and the cat greet us with so much affection.
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| Our last tourist attraction before heading through St. Louis on the way to Homewood. |
Coda
- Dining (not) out: Guess how many times we ate
out during our seven-day excursion? Twice. Ginger made a lot of bean dip and
crackers and chips. Plus we restocked at Kathleen’s and an Aldi’s on the way to
Branson. Kathleen, Ginger’s sister, provided all the meals in Tulsa. We ate out
at a dinner buffet at the Nauvoo hotel. The middling Midwestern fare included
scalloped potatoes, fried chicken, and raw broccoli (not green beans because
they’re deprived of nutrients). Ginger called it the worst buffet she’s never
eaten at. We also grabbed a late night snack at Buckshot
Annie’s as Silver Dollar City was closing during Midnight Madness. Aidan,
Aubrie and I split a mixed order of succotash (sauteed corn, squash, okra,
peppers and onion chicken) and a harvest skillet (stringed beans, carrots,
redskin potatoes and ham chunks).
- Aubrie’s favorite activity in the car was
Farkle, a dice game similar to Yahtzee. She also wanted to play “Spoons” at
night, but we had better things to do, like watch Animal Planet.
- On the iPod: Louis Sachar (author of Sideway
Stories from Wayside School) books, including “Someday Angeline,” “Pig City,”
and “There’s a Boy in the Girl’s Bathroom.” We also enjoyed “My Brother is a
Big, Fat Liar” by James Patterson, an adult fiction author. Ginger tried to get
us into “Cheaper by the Dozen,” but we just weren’t cultured enough to be
entertained by it.
Overall, I give the trip two enthusiastic thumbs up. The
polar vertex in Oklahoma kept things cool when we played outside. We saw
family. We hung out as a family. The kids got to ride on adult roller coasters.
We enjoyed some Church history. Sub in the bad buffet in Nauvoo with a
different dining experience, and it would have been perfect.
