Friday, September 9, 2011

War On Sesame Street


By Aidan Li and Sam Jones, 4th grader bus riders

Elmo’s got a gun.
Big Bird’s on the run.

Elmo’s got a gun.
Big Bird’s on the run.

War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.

Ernie’s got a tank.
Bert has no one to thank.

Ernie’s got a tank.
Bert has no one to thank.

War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.

Cookie Monster’s drunk.
He turned into a punk.

Cookie Monster’s drunk.
He turned into a punk.

War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.

Mammoth’s got an X-wing.
He’s shooting ‘round the ring.

Mammoth’s got an X-wing.
He’s shooting ‘round the ring.

War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.

The mailman’s not delivering mail.
So he’s going to jail.

The mailman’s not delivering mail.
So he’s going to jail.

War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.

Grover’s just having fun.
He still didn’t get a gun.

Grover’s just having fun.
He still didn’t get a gun.

War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.

The count’s got a cape.
He’s bent out of shape.

The count’s got a cape.
He’s bent out of shape.

War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street

Guy Smiley’s reporting the news.
That everyone’s eating cashews.

War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street

Oscar’s such a grouch.
He’s also a slouch.

Oscar’s such a grouch.
He’s also a slouch.

War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street.
War on Sesame Street

(This is very They Might Be Giants-esque)

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